Lost in Translation

An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy:

CONSUL : "Your name, please?"

ARAB : "Abdul Aziz."

CONSUL : "Sex?"

ARAB : "SIX times a week."

CONSUL : "I mean, male or female?"

ARAB : "Both male and female and sometimes even camels."

CONSUL : "Holy cow!"

ARAB : "Yes, cows and dogs too."

CONSUL : "Man, isn't that hostile?"

ARAB : "Horse style, dog style, any style!"

CONSUL : "Oh dear!"

ARAB : "Deer? No deer, they run too fast!"

It's one of the many far-out jokes that my zany husband tells me to make me laugh. He's indeed my source of joy!